No Talk Until Cup #3

“If you speak to me before the third cup, you are accepting the consequences.” I said this while standing in my kitchen wearing one sock, holding a coffee filter like it was evidence in a trial. My roommate had asked whether I had seen her keys. I had not. I had, however, accused her of moving them, questioned the reliability of the household, and opened the refrigerator twice looking for them. She found the keys in my coat pocket after I left for work. The next morning she placed three mugs on the counter, each labeled with a number. Mine said 3. She did not say anything. I respected the boundary.

Okay, now the description of the charm.

A tiny coffee cup for the person whose personality arrives in installments. Add up to 8 characters to make this daily declaration of love, limits, and extremely conditional conversation feel like yours.

Details: Medium personalized charm, $10 standard or $11 premium. Choose a clog or sneaker attachment at no additional charge. Personalization limit: 8 characters. Catalog processing is 1–3 business days.